Week 22 100wc

I see in the corner of my eye a golden glinting chocolate so shiny and bright. I pick it up having a colossal mouthful out of it, and then I feel the disturbance in my stomach and the distasteful taste on my tastebuds. Then I start doing crazy things in the middle of town embarrassed running for the nearest bathroom. I get to the bathroom with people still staring offensively and parents covering their kid’s eyes. I get to a toilet and violently hurled and get lavished all over. YUCK! But it said ‘SWEET’ on the wrapper.

Week 23 100wc

The rustic couch in the middle of the bush with patchy spots of brown, like it’s been here since the dinosaur error and no one sat there for one hundred’s of years. I decided to sit down because it’s like my legs have been aching for 100 years. Suddenly I felt a tingling sensation on my backside and my heart starts pumping with fear wondering what going on. I try to scream but nothing comes out. I’m DOOMED! I want to jump but I can’t, it feels like something pushing me down. No wonder anybody doesn’t sit on this couch. Then all of a sudden fling I go flying.